On this special holiday bonus episode of Center of Weirdness, we talk about the 1992 TV Christmas special thing Noel, the most depressing 23 animated minutes you’re likely to find. We’re talking death, secret Jesus, and asshole ornaments. We certainly don’t have a happiness after this one.

Thanks to John McCoy of Sophomore Lit for sharing his memories on Noel and how he’s basically responsible for this whole thing still living on. Check out his podcast at theincomparable.com/sophomorelit/