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In this prank-filled episode, we decide to “Just Say No To Fun” (or is it Fu?) as we get an eye-exam and learn the inherent joy of just seeing a pair of Groucho glasses. This is a ramshackle episode but there’s still much to explore, from close-up mouth shots to Marshall’s High School Dwayne Johnson cosplay. Strap in and prepare for a brainwashing!