On the first of two Center of Weirdness special episodes this week, we’re talking top creepy kids show Are You Afraid of the Dark?, specifically the Nosferatu-in-a-theater episode “The Tale of the Midnight Madness.” We’re also discussing recurring character Dr. Vink (who is not a nut bag) and his OTHER, filthier films. Plus, we spend a good chunk of time talking about Variety’s slanguage.

Another Goosebump-inducing Center of Weirdness drops Thursday!