On today’s episode, we discuss the first 10 minutes of Children of the Bride, the first film of Rue McClanahan March! Good for this movie for letting Rue McClanahan be with a younger man! How does Dennis seduce that married woman while wearing that baggy-ass suit? Could the lady on the bus be any more of a jerk? And are you thirsty for some Shasta SODA? 

Part 2 drops Thursday!