On this special Christmas Bonus, we talk about the movies that were blowing up social media a few weeks back because they removed the gay couple from the Canadian version and substituted a straight one for American audiences: A Very Cool Christmas / Too Cool For Christmas. Besides the parent-swap fiasco, we also discuss George Hamilton’s questionable Santa and his horrendous Cantonese accent, wonder why our lead Lindsay so wants to date dull-as-dirt Anderson, and puzzle over why this film is so enamored with the awful security guard Chuck. The fact that we got through EITHER of these movies is a Christmas miracle.