It’s Christmas in July! This month we’re embracing the holiday season six months early. 

This episode, we finish chatting Dolly Parton’s A Smoky Mountain Christmas, wondering why there’s a witch in this movie, why this movie is basically Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, and what exactly caused Mountain Dan to leave society. 

It’s Christmas in July! This month we’re embracing the holiday season six months early. 

We jump back to 1986 this week with our discussion of Dolly Parton’s holiday TV-movie A Smoky Mountain Christmas. In this episode, we discuss creepy paparazzi, deranged mountain men, and Dolly’s state-sized house.  

Part 2 drops Thursday.

Christmas in July rolls on as we reveal next week’s film. Hint: It’s gonna get smoky. Also, we thank our Patreon supporters and bestow upon them special gifts. 

It’s Christmas in July! This month we’re embracing the holiday season six months early. 

We wrap up our discussion of Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus, breaking down Nick’s magic powers and the lame ways he uses them, how this movie just doesn’t under video games at all, and how Beth is still really holding a grudge against Santa for not bringing her dad back from the dead. 

It’s Christmas in July! This month we’re embracing the holiday season six months early. 

On this episode we start our discussion of the 2004 TV movie Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus, which features Steve Guttenberg as Santa’s deadbeat son, Crystal Bernard as a woman who might really hold a grudge, and a jazzy-as-hell soundtrack. 

Part 2 drops Thursday.