We prepare for the end of summer by revealing the last movie in our Summer Scare-a-thon Spooktacular Special Marathon (or WHATEVER we’ve been calling it). If only Dr. Hackenstein was actually about a computer hacker and not a lame retread of Frankenstein (probably! We haven’t watched it yet!).

We gamed the system a little bit for next week’s movie, the selling-my-soul-to-the-devil-to-be hot comedy Hunk, but I can guarantee it won’t reach the dizzying heights we predict it will in today’s mini episode.